Thursday, February 12, 2009

Batman? Batwoman?

next time you start wearing something out of ordinary, be sure it will flatter you and not make you look like a cartoon character. It goes without saying the costume are meant for younger individual. AM, I right Agent M? Just read on...


From: Agent M
Sent: Thursday , February 12 , 2009 10:08 AM
Subject: The Black Leather Bra etc...

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,

'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'

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