Sweet Revenge

I'm not really fond of "Feminist" humor. You know the kind of joke that tries to show that female are being degraded thus the end of the joke makes the female the winner sort of thing. I hope I'm not starting to sound like chauvinist. =) Anyway, this time, its girl vs girl type of joke. Outwitting and out-bitching each other. Oh, I'm sure a lot of guys would agree, anything that is about girl vs girl tickle all guys imagination. No wonder Agent T0 send this to me.

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From: AGENT T
Sent: Friday, February 6, 2009
Subject: Sweet Revenge

Sweet revenge?

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her Excitement -- not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best Dressed Mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new wife had Bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million dollars in this dress, and I'm Wearing it!"

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Nevermind sweetheart. I'll Get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to Return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you Could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear........ I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."