Work Quotes

A corporate slave? Trying to look for inspiration and moral booster? Here's  a list of few quotation that you can use to boost your day or even as quotation to start your presentation.

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From: Agent M
Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:14 PM
Subject: Funny Work Quotes


Business Acumen:

Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.

Work Ethics:

HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?


Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.


Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.


The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit.


If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.


Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.


If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.


Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.


The harder I work the luckier I get.


I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.


Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Quality:

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.

Training:

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Social Skills:

I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.


I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.


Working gets in the way of living.


Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?

Time Management:

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.


No project was ever completed on time and within budget.


Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.


I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.


If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.


People are always available for work in the past tense.

Attitude:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.


Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.


I didn't have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.


One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Compensation:

The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more.


I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about that. I work very hard and I'm worth every cent.


People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.