Thursday, July 15, 2010

Pinoy Quotable Quotes

From: Agent PH
Sent: Saturday, July 14, 2007 3:25 PM
Subject: Pinoy Quotable Quotes


"Guys, let's call it tonight!"  [effective lang yan hangang 11:59pm, kasi pag lumagpas, tomorrow na yun.]
"All of a suddenly..." 
"C'mon! Let's get it on with it!" 
"When it rains, it's force." [Rain is a force of nature therefore When it rains, it is force.. Tama pala!]
"Thanks God!"
"The nerves!" or "The nerd!" [Pag nahighblood ka, puputok ang ugat mo, kaya the nerves...]
"The idea crossed at the back of my mind." [di pwede sa front, sa back lang pwedeng mag cross.]
"(name of person), eat your hat out!" [paano na ang walang hat? pwede cap?]
"This is our rooster of clients..." [manukan pala eto.]
"The more the manyer."
"It's a no-win-win situation." [masama ata pakingan kung Lose-lose situation...]
"Burn the bridge when you get there." [of course, how can you burn if you're not there.]
"Anulled and void." [sa marriage eto galing]
"Mute and academic." [nakaka mute pala ang academic.]
"C'mon let's join us!" [alukin ang sarili!]
"If worse comes to shove." [malala pala ang magpala...]
"Are you joking my leg?" [no, im joking your other leg.]
"It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore." [problema pala eto ni anymore...]
"What are friends are for?"[yeah, what are friends, what are for? therefore what are friends are for?]
"You can never can tell." [can can!]
"Well well well. Look do we have here!" [yes we have!]
"Let's give them a big hand of applause." [mga higante lang ang pwede pumalakpak]
"Been there, been that."
"Forget it about it."
"Give him the benefit of the daw." [ano daw?]
"It's a blessing in the sky." [yes, because blessing comes from the sky! ]
"Right there and right then."
"Where'd you came from?"
"Take things first at a time."
"You're barking at the wrong dog." [because im a cat!]
"You want to have your cake and bake it too." [parang bring your own baon yan, bake your own cake! ]
"First and for all"
"Now and there."
"I'm only human nature."
"The sky's the langit." [tama naman diba.]
"That's what I'm talking about it."
"One of these days is not like the other."
"So far, so good, so far." [so good, so far, so good.]
"Time is of the elements."
"In the wink of an eye."
"The feeling is actual."
"For all intense and purposes." [masyadong instense...]
"I ran into some errands." [ingat baka mabungo mo si errands.]
"Hi. I'm (state your name), what's yours?"
"What is the world is coming to?"
"What is the next that is?"
"Get the most of both worlds."
"Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
"Whatever you say so."
"Base-to-base casis."
"My answers have been prayered."
"Please me alone!"
"It's as brand as new."
"So... what's a beautiful girl like you?...."
"I can't take it anymore of this!"
"Are you sure ka na ba?" [sure na!]
"Can't you just cut me some slacks?" [gawin ba akong mananahe!]
"I couldn't care a damn!"
"what's your next class before this?" [nalito ako dun!]
"nothing in this world is perfect except the word change." [perfect!]
"Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?"
"my dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs!"
"standard & chartered bank"
"I'm very iterated!"
"I'm sorry, my boss just passed away." [sasabayan pa ng pagiging late...]
"Hello, my boss is out of town, would you like to wait?"  [sana naman at hindi abutin ng isang linggo eto.]
"What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?" [ah, it exploded?!?!]
"Don't touch me not!"
"Hello... for a while, please hang yourself..." [wag sana ganito ang tatangap sa need help-call a friend number... baka puro suicide ang mangyari]
"It's spilled milk under the bridge."
"Don't change anything! keep it at ease."
"Hello Mcdo, mag-iinquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?" [kasama na pala ang kidney sa mcdo. next nyan may bopis at dinuguan nayan.]
"Out of fit ako these days e..."
"Bring down the house down!" 
[baka sumobrang down, maging basement na!]

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