A little Light relief

From: Agent D

Sent: Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:44 AM
Subject: A little light relief

An American tourist asks an Irish fisherman:


"Why do Scuba Divers always fall backwards off their boats into the water?"


To which the Irishman replies:


"If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fookin' boat."

Ice Fishing

Here's why fishing in the middle of a frozen body of water is not advisable.

From: Agent D
Sent: Sunday, January 03, 2010 9:09 AM
Subject: Ice Fishing