Blackeye Treatment

Suddenly you have the urge to be the "hero" of your hot girl. You wanted to show your "Jacky Chan" and "Bruce Lee" moves. Unfortunately, 5 against one is a no much at all. So you ended up having a blackeye instead. Never fret, we have the best and the latest solution for your Blackeye. Believe me, this is based on a scientific study according to Agent VAVOOM.

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From: Agent VAVOOM
Sent: 24 October 2005 14:08
Subject: Black eye treatment

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....