Friday, July 11, 2008

Spaghetti

Since I started this site kinda late. And I've been receiving lotsa funny, crazy and weird email. It's a waste if I'll just neglect old emails. =) So here's an email I received exactly a year ago... And its about how spaghetti can mean something else. And as usual, it comes from Agent M.

So how many spaghetti you have lately?
From: AGENT M
Sent: 11 July 2007 11:40
Subject: Spaghetti

Spaghetti
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for
the child support payments to begin.


One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,'she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white,and fainted.

On the card was written:


' Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.'



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