Profound One Liners

Sometimes, I received emails that is neither serious nor funny. It's kinda like a joke that is relatively funny. Anyway, here's the list for your daily dose of profound one liner coming from Agent M.

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-----Original Message-----
From: Agent M.
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 9:11 AM
Subject: Profound One-liners

.....Profound One liners




1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can't
remember, what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly,
and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's a lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.

11.. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.......

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men
still sleep with their wives !!!

18.If I act honestly,I can never experience fear.