How To Cope With Work

I know, it's been a while since my last post. Not that I'm not receiving any new mails, in fact I'm getting a lot of mails. It's just I'm tied with my work. Not that I'm complaining, but a guy needs some break. Anyway, to make the matter worst, my internet connection brokedown. So more than half a month, my cyberlife is dead. (as if I have one.) Okay, enough of my complains, time to laugh and feel good. And what more appropriate than posting an email that tackles about work stress. So read on, have fun and let the 'pussy' show you the phases of work related stress. Of course, this email is brought to you by Agent M.

From: Agent M
Sent: Monday, July 28, 2008 9:02 AM
Subject: How To Cope With Work

Phase 1


[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)




Phase 2


[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to HOUSE music
(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore)




Phase 3

<
[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to Metal
(This is what you feel like at month end)



Phase 4


[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)




Phase 5


[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a "good hair day" feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine !!)







And Finally
Phase 6 kicks in



[image credit: b3ta.hnldesign.nl]

You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth - (how all employees end up eventually.... ha ha ha)