Are You Kathlick??

It took me a while to get over to the news for past week. Most of the emails I got are related to that so I opted not to post it. So to break the not so good news, I'm posting this funny email.

From: AGENT PP
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2010 12:40 AM
Subject:  Are You Kathlick??

Greatest Excuse Letter

From: AGENT MJ
Date: Fri, Oct 13, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Subject: Quatable Excuse Letters


These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.


1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
[Sige, bitayin na yan! Ang Lupit ng hatol nito. Ano kaya sakit nya at kailangan na syang i-execute?]
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
[Oh my! Bawal magkasakit! Ang magkasakit, babarilin! nakupu!] 

3. Dear School : Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,31,32, and also 33.
[Ayus! parang lotto ang Kalendaryo nya!]

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
[Ah, baka si President Gloria eto. She's done administrating, sa congress na sya..]

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
[Please help us find the Lost Hip of Roland. Nawawala sya after nyang mahulog eh. Dyaskeng, hip yan. San ba nag punta at absent tuloy si Roland sa PE.]

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
[Isang Misteryo kung paano nagkaroon ng ipin sa mukha ni John. Kinagat siguro sya ni lola at naiwan ang pustiso. =)]

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
[hay naku, sobra naman si BFF Veins, inistorbo si Megan, di tuloy nakapasok. Sana kami din ng Veins ko, Close.]

8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
[ahhhh, ehhh, Naku naman, yung consonant ba loose din?]

9. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
[Naku, Nagpa-bawas ba ng bust si Irving? namiss nya agad.]

10. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
[Let's offer a moment silence for Sally for her Funeral.....Naku last chance mo na at one week lang ang funeral ni Sally at babalik na sya school. Zombie na sya?]

11. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
[Stud pala si Jason. Anong Breed? Chihuahua, German Shepherd o baka naman ASPIN yan!]

12. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
[Grabe na eto! Ang mga kabataan talaga! Gangover na!]

13. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
[Hala, excuse letter ba eto ng family nya? baka dapat i-quarantine ang pamilyang yan.]

14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. 
[Ayus! pwede bang i iwan na lang yang Sunday newspaper from Monday to Friday?!?! Magamit nga etong excuse na eto..]

As time goes by

From: Agent M
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 1:11 PM
Subject: Where does time go?

Where does the time go?

'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow,

but you better live for today'

How quickly the years pass

Remember the year of innocence...

When it was lost....

When it becomes history...

Who Needs a Babysitter?

From: Agent M 
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 5:17 PM
Subject: Who Needs a Babysitter?

Children's Bible in a Nutshell

From: Agent D
Sent: Thursday, February 04, 2010 6:35 AM
Subject: Story by a Moderately Confused

A young student was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible.

Attitude

If you think you have all the problems in the world and you can no longer take another beating, better cheer up. There are those who have been in a worse situation but never forget to smile. Like the in this picture. 

From: AGENT T0
Sent: Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:01 PM
Subject: Ang Galing

First Heart break

Remember your first love? of course, who will forget the first time you stutter in front of a stranger, feels "butterflies in your stomach" and giggling for mundane reasons. But that was love, how about your first heart break? do you remember that? of course who doesnt? well if you dont remember, let me refresh you how it is when you experience your first heart break. Right, Agent M?

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From: AGENT M
Sent: Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:18 AM
Subject: First Heartbreak...So Cute

Cute football player

I like watching football. I used to play it when I was kid. But now watching with this video brings back all the good memories. Enjoy! Oh, this email is brought to you by Agent M.

From: AGENT M
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 9:41 AM
Subject: Cute football player




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The show must go on

Been busy for quite sometime now. I know I have to post more since I've been receiving a lot of emails now. Anyway, here's another email from Agent M. And this video taught me a lot of working under pressure. As they will always say, the show must go on....

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From: AGENT M
Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2008 3:30 PM
Subject: The Show Must Go On




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Computer Problem

For non-techy people, never pretend you know a lot. You'll never outwit a geek. =) Like what Agent Cism sent me...

From: Agent Cism
Sent: Tuesday, July 21, 2008 4:18 AM
Subject: Computer Problem

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Luke, the 11 year old
next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I ca lled after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten
T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Luke.............

Dear God - part 2

They're back. I think this comes from the same series of images I got from the last email. So here's the continuation... I'm sure you'll enjoy the same way Agent Leon did.

From: Agent Leon
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM
Subject: Dear God

Cute Kid

When I received this email, even though I dont understand any word she says, I find the cute girl soooo adorable. Her parents must be proud of her. I don't know who she is but I hope she becomes the next Youtube sensation. Isn't she cute? I know like Agent M, you will definitely love this kid.

From: Agent M
Sent: 08 February 2008 17:51
Subject: cute kid

Dear God

Kids say darnest things. Yes they do. But they're just being honest. One thing that we, the adults, forgot. Anyway, so here's some prayers that will not only make you laugh, but will make your heart melt. Just what Agent Rouge said, its cute.

[UPDATE]

• I receive another email containing similar prayers from the kids.
  

From: Agent Rouge
Sent: 11 April 2007 09:04
Subject: Dear God

[NOTE: Click Read More to see the full message. But remember doing that means you agree that you're old enough to check it.]