As time goes by

From: Agent M
Sent: Friday, December 04, 2009 1:11 PM
Subject: Where does time go?

Where does the time go?

'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow,

but you better live for today'

How quickly the years pass

Remember the year of innocence...

When it was lost....

When it becomes history...

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

From: Agent M 
Sent: Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:07 PM
Subject: Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

WIFE:

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:

Twinkle twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 

Not in cage but laughing at you.

Hang on Grandma

There's something about Grandmothers that you can't really ignore. If kids say the darnest things, Grandma say the, er, most nastiest things. =)

Tequila will do that! - Happy Friday!!!

Its friday once again. And tomorrow is a Valentine's day. So let me remind single and brokenhearted people out there to take it easy on Tequila or else you'll regret it. Not the hangover, actually worse than that. Better read the email from Agent M below.

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From: AGENT M
Sent: Friday, February 13, 2009 9:13 AM
Subject: Tequila will do that! - Happy Friday!!!

Batman? Batwoman?

next time you start wearing something out of ordinary, be sure it will flatter you and not make you look like a cartoon character. It goes without saying the costume are meant for younger individual. AM, I right Agent M? Just read on...

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From: Agent M

Sent: Thursday , February 12 , 2009 10:08 AM
Subject: The Black Leather Bra etc...

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,

'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Different strokes for different folks

Whoah! Walk-in fridge and over flowing booze, that's Man Heaven. =) I love this commercial. I think that every house should must have both a walk-in closet and fridge. And I'm sure this will bring down the divorce rate. Imagine, a happy wife and a happier husband, a solid family. hehehe. Oh, I hope I don't sound like a recovering Alcohol Addict. Cheers! And this email is brought to you by Agent M.

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From: AGENT M
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:46 AM
Subject: Different strokes for different folks

Kalendar 2009

I'm back! Yes, after a very long hiatus from my cyberlife, I'm now googling and facebooking like there is no tomorrow. = ) A lot has happened, some good and some not-so-good. But it will not dampen my excitement to blog again. So to start our year right, here's the "2009 Kalendar" from Agent M. Yes, you read it right, its "kalendar" with a "k". so stop procrastinating and start using this "Kalendar" to start your year right.

Oh by the way, this post is not brought to you by McDonald Supersize It. =)So what are you waiting for, click for more...

From: AGENT M
Sent: Friday, January 09, 2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Mcdonald's Kalender in 2009

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Profound One Liners

Sometimes, I received emails that is neither serious nor funny. It's kinda like a joke that is relatively funny. Anyway, here's the list for your daily dose of profound one liner coming from Agent M.

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How to kill a cheating Man

This is one of those days that sometimes you wished you jumped over to the otherside of the fence. Another from Agent M.

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