Kalendar 2009

I'm back! Yes, after a very long hiatus from my cyberlife, I'm now googling and facebooking like there is no tomorrow. = ) A lot has happened, some good and some not-so-good. But it will not dampen my excitement to blog again. So to start our year right, here's the "2009 Kalendar" from Agent M. Yes, you read it right, its "kalendar" with a "k". so stop procrastinating and start using this "Kalendar" to start your year right.

Oh by the way, this post is not brought to you by McDonald Supersize It. =)So what are you waiting for, click for more...

From: AGENT M
Sent: Friday, January 09, 2009 2:44 PM
Subject: Mcdonald's Kalender in 2009

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Chocolate Warning

I never thought how dangerous chocolate is. Please read on and I know you'll be thankful on the information you'll get from the email sent by Agent M. Consumer beware, you might wake up someday having a small appendage. It's scary but true...

From: Agent M.
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 2:21 PM
Subject: Chocolate Warning

WARNING!

DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat chocolate! This is a warning, send this to everyone you care about.

It could happen to you..... or them.

Chocolate can cause small feet !!

Warn everyone !!

Spaghetti

Since I started this site kinda late. And I've been receiving lotsa funny, crazy and weird email. It's a waste if I'll just neglect old emails. =) So here's an email I received exactly a year ago... And its about how spaghetti can mean something else. And as usual, it comes from Agent M.

So how many spaghetti you have lately?

From: AGENT M
Sent: 11 July 2007 11:40
Subject: Spaghetti

Spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,

and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for
the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey,'she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white,and fainted.

On the card was written:


' Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.'