Bed is too low

A couple of days ago, I'm with my friends who's going to move to their new home this coming month. So they're in the shopping spree to spruce up their new love nest. We went to various home decor shops around the city. From thrift shops in Pasay to mall store and some specialty boutique. The couple even plans to go out of the country to visit Ikea.

Anyway, as I was roaming around the shop looking for table, I found this cool bed. I showed them to the couple and they started arguing what they don't like about the bed. While they were arguing, I remember this email sent to me by AGENT M. So guys, Enjoy!





From: Agent M
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 9:29 AM

Subject: The bed is too low

Medical Warning!!!!

Beware, everybody. This is really important. Though, I'm still searching for the actual article. We have nothing to lose if we follow this medical warning from Agent JJ. Very disturbing.

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Hello Stranger

When somebody calls you stranger, better be sure you understand what was being said. or else you'll regret being a stranger... Better check the email sent by Agent M.

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Michael Phelps - In the beggining

The 2008 olympics is officially over. Aside from the grandiose preparation by the China Olympic committee, there are personalities that overshadow even the greatness of the Bird's Nest stadium and the Water cube. One of which is Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps not only awed the world by winning 8 olympic gold medals but he gave inspiration to thousands of young kids with ADHD. (Michael Phelps was diagnosed with ADHD when he was a kid.) Anyway, like any other adult and kid for that matter, wonders how does he do it? There are a lot of speculation ranging from the most absurd like 'he's an alien' to the most scientific, like 'it is in his genes'. But I guess I have the most accurate answer. With the help from Agent M, we are able to gather evidence that even in his early stage, Michael Phelps was meant to be the fastest swimmer. Click the link below to see full message.


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Profound One Liners

Sometimes, I received emails that is neither serious nor funny. It's kinda like a joke that is relatively funny. Anyway, here's the list for your daily dose of profound one liner coming from Agent M.

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How to kill a cheating Man

This is one of those days that sometimes you wished you jumped over to the otherside of the fence. Another from Agent M.

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WTF!

I can't think of anything to post for wednesday, so I open my mailbox, click on advance search and look for any email that is related to "Wednesday". As expected, most if not all emails that will show are those received on wednesday, right? Not exactly, I received this email from Agent Jatujak on Friday. After reviewing the email, I can't help say the title of this blog. I bet you'll say the same thing, WTF! =)

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Keep it wet

Always follow the instruction. Who knows, it will save you from danger. =) As they say, spread the word not the disease. Right, Agent C2.

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Blackeye Treatment

Suddenly you have the urge to be the "hero" of your hot girl. You wanted to show your "Jacky Chan" and "Bruce Lee" moves. Unfortunately, 5 against one is a no much at all. So you ended up having a blackeye instead. Never fret, we have the best and the latest solution for your Blackeye. Believe me, this is based on a scientific study according to Agent VAVOOM.

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From: Agent VAVOOM
Sent: 24 October 2005 14:08
Subject: Black eye treatment

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.

So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....